Been a heavy and busy week. Some Hump Day Quotes/Dad humor to make you ponder (and laugh) from strange sources….I know, I know, I needed a change up. Rough week ;)
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean or Chelsea in Finance about your expense report.
"In my experience, there is no such thing as luck."
- Obi-Wan Kenobi, or Chad the new sales guy that got a random lead that led to a $1M close in 10 days
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."
- Rafiki, The Lion King or your Sales Manager after that shitty quarter and a six pack of Bud Light at the company hosted barbecue
"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick."
- Maximus (Russel Crowe in Gladiator) or me as my sales engineer’s browser crashes during that important demo.
"I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating."
- Milton from Office Space, or that new intern we just brought on board that is sitting in the empty desk in the BDR area
"Well, that sounds like a lot of fun, but I gotta go to Home Depot, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Anyway, good luck finding a DJ."
- Andy (Steve Carrel) from 40 Year Old Virgin or me when the HR crew asks if I want to go for drinks after work
"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just doing my job. It's not my fault people don't like me. Maybe if people weren't such jerks and could get their email settings right the first time, I wouldn't have to deal with this crap."
- Nick, the IT guy from The Office, or any other IT guy on the planet.
"We need a holiday, a very long holiday. And I don't expect we shall return. In fact, we mean not to."
- Frodo Baggins, or just about anyone else on Friday of Memorial Day Weekend ;)